Thursday, 5 July 2007

B-day and hectic-LOL

EEK, I'm late today- but it's my Father-in-laws 75th birthday today- and well guess who's cooking the dinner- and guess again how much REAL food I have in the house! ROTF!!! So it's been shopping day for food and all the nice stuff that goes with any birthday- CAKE, cookies, cream etc etc! But oh heavens, BBUUUNNNYYY, want to come help me in the kitchen! LOL LOL. I hope all The Americans had a wonderful day yesterday- hope you lit some crackers for me ( they are banned here!) and I miss them!!LOL..
I was over at Colleens blog and she was telling a story on how she started golf! I was laughing that the tears were running as well- UM, I've been there and I'M STILL THERE! ROTF.. So here is a LO with a little story today-

credits: G.Mendes- freebie mini-Grapefruit

I play golf with the MEN- so I always seem to Over-compensate when it comes to hitting off the tee- I wind that poor Driver around my kneck sometimes to try and get that little white ball just a little further and then normally EVERYTHING goes wrong! This time was NO different-LOL, My ball flew about 1 inch of the ground at the speed of lightning! ( not a good shot as it should be up in the air and ones that my dad call's UM- worm rapers!!!) But it was going and that was all that mattered at the time! UNTIL- UM this wonderful little Meekat decided it was time to stand up and have a look around- in front of my flying ball!!! Which hit it full force !!!! Oh Gee's I stood there with my mouth open and the men thought this was the funniest thing they had seen in years! My ball stopped dead and OMG so did the Meerkat!! So now I have this wonderful golfing NICKNAME called "Kill the Wildlife Broedelet"!!! I can't live it down ( excuse the pun- hahahahaha) ROTF.. and well that one is NOT the most embarrasing story but I'll save that one for another day-hahahaha.

I'm sorry there is no freebie today as I just haven't had the time and I have to get stuck into the kitchen today!! But if you pop over to DSO and have a look in the forums under all the challenges you will have great fun picking up posting gifts- and please come and say HI-in my colour Challenge! I'm giving away a wonderful little mini kit- But I'm sending Free Hugs and Loves to ALL. hahahaha-Kim

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh boy Kim, thanks so much for the story ROTFLOL (sorry to get a laugh off of your misfortune) but I really needed this today!!! Love your blog and all your good humour and wonderful designs and gifts! Wish I could help you in the kitchen. I'm not a bad cook!!! Have a wonderful day!

~Lil B~
mullaney@usa.net

BrodoNY0123 said...

I feel your kitchen pain! I'm just not domestic at all, lol. Good luck cooking dinner!

And LOL @ the golf story! I love Meerkats! Hahahahaha. I'm sure I'll have a similar experience this weekend trying it out on the course for the first time, lol. Jordan's doing the equivilant of throwing a small child off a dock to learn to swim (which is actually how my mom learned, LOL!) and tossing me right into the thick of it with 9 holes, lol. We'll see what happens! I'll have to remember the camera to take some silly pics.

Have a great day and night hon!
*Hugs*
~Col

Silvia said...

Oh Kim you are so funny...your story had me laughing so hard...I hope you do better in the kitchen than at golfing..lol..have a wonderful day...Kisses

Melberry said...

Kim, you're a hoot. It's always a joy to read your blog. Thanks for the very nice laugh today ... I needed it! Melanie http://mmdcreations.blogspot.com/

Renée said...

Hello Chomma

(For the rest of the world, chomma is South African slang for friend).

When I say this, I mean it in the nicest possible way - you're certifiable. So here we have Kim on the one side that kills meerkats with golf balls and Renée on the other side that talks to them.

Fish in trees and dead meerkats on golf courses, what next? Baby seals in the bath tub?

The bestest thing about you is that there's always a laugh going round.

Thanks for sharing.

shelbz said...

That poor meerkat!!!! :( Thats why I stick with miniature golf.....all I can injure is the wooden structures! LOL
Tell your dad happy belated birthday for me and all the other men hello as well.....

olga9999 said...

Poor meerkaat, and poor you. Surely you felt terrible at the time and every time the hear the nickname. :(

You had taken the whole thing with lots of humour. :)

Anyway just to finished reading for the last three days, have a great time in your father-in-law's birthday celebration. :)

Best wishes. :O)

Bunny said...

I'll come help you cook darlin, if YOU send me a plane ticket! LOL...

I have a golf story!!!
I have a golf story!
HEY HEY...
I have a golf story!

When I was in high school, my only friends were guys... girls can be such bi@#%es... anyway..

My bestest freind. we'll call him CR was trying to teach me golf. LOL...

I drew that club back and somehow managed to whop him in the HEAD in the process!

Man, when he woke up he was PISSED!
hahah!!!!

Bunny said...

I'll come help you cook darlin, if YOU send me a plane ticket! LOL...

I have a golf story!!!
I have a golf story!
HEY HEY...
I have a golf story!

When I was in high school, my only friends were guys... girls can be such bi@#%es... anyway..

My bestest freind. we'll call him CR was trying to teach me golf. LOL...

I drew that club back and somehow managed to whop him in the HEAD in the process!

Man, when he woke up he was PISSED!
hahah!!!!

Webfrau said...

Brilliant story. Thanks for a good laugh on a Friday night.

jazzie said...

Well all I can say is......I hope you and Bunny never end up on the same golf course..you're liable to kill each other!!!..Great stories..lots of laughs..love the freebie..if I ever get to download them...I think I will just go back and get them all and put on a cd till I can get them on the computer..Didn't make it here yesterday but Im glad the party turned out good..and good luck on the match tomorrow...and remember your Tylenol before bed..hugs