My sons school had a fundraiser Golf day- supposed to be Fun-(hee hee), and all was going well until we stopped at the Par 3 ( which is a short hole and you should reach the putting surface with ONE shot). There were still players putting on the green so you have to wait before you tee off ( or you could just kill someone-LOL). So I was yapping away to Wayne and he say's OK they are gone- I turn around and there is about 20 golfers now standing waiting at the tee box!!! I Swear they could have seen my knees buckle!- hahahaha. I have no problem hitting the ball- but when there is an audience- FORGET IT!! hahahahaha, Well I HAD to Tee Off- so stood up to the ball and like always SWUNG with all my might- heard a UMMMPFFF, and when I looked up the poor gentleman standing 90 degrees to my right was on the ground!!!!!! MY ball went STRAIGHT SIDEWAYS and hit him in his "very precious SOFT spots"!!!!! hahahahahaha-
I stood there with my mouth WIDE open and burst out laughing ( I just can't help myself -it's sad I know-LOL) - everyone else was pumping his legs and asking if he could breath and I was BRIGHT RED!! To make matters worse I STILL had to Tee Off AGAIN!!! EVERYONE who had been waiting ducked!!! I got that ball to the green out of sheer will power I tell you! And the whole way around the course that day if anyone saw me they hid behind trees, their golf carts or just ducked!!! ROTFPIMP- So THAT is why I say OH OH - for tomorrow! Bring your helmets and ball boxes- Kim's on the course!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jazzy sent me this LO this morning- WOW- Queen of Heritage she is- (I even made her a blinkie!) I love this Lo Jazzy- thank you. She used my Bygone Gents Kit as well as the new Age it Quick set(still 25% off at the moment) . How well did that turn out - MWAH. Watch is a download freebie from the great Mrs Miles.
Bunny (aka-the boss) has this AWESOME FREEBIE 'Back to school' template (printer friendly) on her blog- and she used my "Old Boy" kit from yesterday!! - YOU ROCK BUNNY..
And here is the'Old girl'- LOL, I used a "vintage pink" which I think worked so well with the "old theme". Grab it here now-http://www.4shared.com/file/22162069/45d3658d/kb-Oldgirl.htmlWell Until tomorrow( will be late- LOL) Hugs and Loves Kim.
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Your golf entry is outrageous! FORE!!! lol. Same thing happened to me years ago when teeing off on the first hole, a colleague of my late DH standing directly to my right almost got his head taken off. Funny how that happens, but it does. They learned to stand behind me after that. lol. Thanks for the entertainment, the beautiful layouts, the tips and of course, your gorgeous gift.
Beautiful! Thank you.
your banner rocks!
Your frames are beautiful! I love popping in to visit you, I can usually find some humorous goings on that brightens my day. Thanks for today's chuckle :)
LOL at your golf entry!
Thank you so much for the "Old Girl" sampler.
Have a great day.
Thanks for the old girl sampler and I want to know if you have a license to use that golf club ... or is it the ball you need it for?
Sue xx
Thanks for old girl, it's very pretty. However, the laugh that I got fromthe golf story was more appreciated. Can't imagine how you stayed and went on. I probably would have hung my head and disappeared as fast as possible.
Glad that I stopped by.
OH MY GOSH...someone warn the golf course...Killer Kim will be there tomorrow..hehehe girl you are too much...Love the freebie for today..another trip thru the old pics for some more baby ones..have fun golfing and please be careful..hugs
Another beauty, thank you! My BIL has a goose that recognizes him on the golf course. The minute he sees him he starts honking like crazy...and it's not because he's happy to see him!
Thank you. Loved the boy one and glad for this one since I have a niece.
Your to much but it sounds like something I'd do if I went golfing!!! LOL
TY so very much for todays awesome frame!!!!!
Love the colors of the new kit! The golf story is hilarious - I don't golf at all - something about hand-eye coordination! :)
My blog is up finally and I shamelessly plugged for you, Heather, Sondra, and Lynn!
Have fun golfing tomorrow!
What a dangerous woman!!!
Thanks a lot for the pretty old girl.
This is beautiful, too, thanks so much!
Oh my God woman! Don't kill anyone or anything tomorrow. Your blogger readers love and we want you back on Monday with more of those hilariously funny stories. ;) Now seriously, first when you are going to tell this kind of stories, please put a warning, people choke laughing when they read you. LOL And second I'm so sorry for being such a bad blogger reader and have written that joke above. LOL *redface*
Jazzy's layout is fantastic, my God she is good at them. It looks awesome the photo with some blue in it. Thanks so much for sharing it with us. :) And many, many thanks for the mini kit, the paper with the old buggy as pattern looks awesome. :)
Best wishes. :O)
Kim!! My vodka and coke hit the screen when I read your story! What a laugh...loved it!! Thanx for the freebie it is gorgeous!
Kim...this old girl loves your old girl! Just beautiful! And I think after hearing your golf story I will keep my head sown for awhile!
This is gorgeous. Thank you for sharing it.
your story makes me glad I don't golf, LOL.
thanks again for a super freebie, love the prams
too funny kim! im going to play golf tomorrow as well...im a bit nervous cos i havent played in over 6 months....Jira wanted me to go with him today with all his friends...ah no thanks - too much pressure to perform! haha So the two of us will go out to a lil course so i can try to find some form! Hope you had a good day!
Kim, just logged in to upload new word art, and go visit my favorite scrappers ... and to see what wacky things you'd been up to lately. You did not disappoint. Girl, you'll NEVER live that down, you know. Somehow, I think that bothers you not at all. :) What a hoot. Thanks so much for the lovely gifts -- your artistry always amazes and astounds. Be good to YOU. Melanie
I am soooooo not a golfer.....it would be just my luck I'd slice a ball and ping someone in the nuts...best I stay home!! ROFL
Thanks for the pretty ""old girl"!
Very pretty pink!
I just have to say...
nearly 1000 downloas and barely 100 comments, atleast a TY would be better then nothing.
People blow hard.
Your stuff is fantastic Kim, even if people grab and go and dont tell you so. Ungrateful shits.
ugh, yet another reason I dont do freebies too much anymore.
sorry, had say it.
This is beautiful. Thank you!
Thanks so much for sharing! :)
very nice.tfs
OH MY GOSH kim i am about to PIMP laughing now!! (i was going to put PIMPL, but that looked to much like pimple and that is really gross)....too too too funny!!!!! LOVE it!!!! I have only played golf a couple times and that is b/c i had to when i was in 9th grade gym (so i was like 13...lol)....you crack me UP (oh yeah and i would have been one of those who laughed if i did something like this too, my horns just blend in with my red hair lol)....
thanks for the giggle
~fantacy
Thanks so much, this is so pretty! Love reading your stories on your day to day life, really entertaining, you have a great sense of humour!
Lovely. Thank you! :)
The file link that you requested is not valid.!!! toujoursv et encore ! trop nul !
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