Wednesday, 7 November 2007

The Pimp, the Angel and the ?

hahahahaha- I haven't LAUGHED a belly laugh as much as I did last night for a LONG time!! I had stomach ache!! I was laughing so hard that Wayne-who was outside checking our pool at the time- came running inside to see what the hell was going on??hahahahaha - Until he saw my computer monitor! ROTFPIMP!!!! You all know the story from yesterday with us teasing Wayne that he was our' Pimp'?? (if not- go read quick-LOL)He nearly died and all he said WAS- Oh no you won't- hahahahahahah(* he know's me soooo well and knew that I would show you-hahaha)- Well Bunny sent me a mail just after I posted and asked for a 'front full face photo' of Wayne- and wait for it- this is what she sent me!!-


WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
OMGAWWSHH! This is tooo freakin funny! I crack up everytime I see it! Check out my MELONS people!! I have BOOBS!!!! ROTF!! Not jelly tots!! YIPPPEEEE- but they don't sell those at Victoria Secret so I'll have to just do with padding! hahahahaha. Bunny you made me cry again- but this time from laughter! ROTF! I'm going to frame this one! hahahahaha.


And here is another Lo of the party- * hee hee- Waynes will be here tomorrow*- Jazzy asked to see my red bits in my hair- so I did this one to show Jazzy the 'red bits'- hee hee- my face, my lips, my nails, my hair- and well my wings and horns! ROTF- And YES that wonderful shiny halo was removed about 3 hours into my party - By non other than my HUBBY! LOL- he told me I lost it a while ago and it shouldn't be on my head anymore and promptly twisted it off- so all I was left with was my horns later in the night-hahahahahaha * but by then I suppose they suited me better*-hahaha.

Thanks to Melanie for her word art that she made me- ROTF ( I adapted it for this page)- but I think it's the PERFECT match! Thanks a ton Melanie!! I also used some of BOTH my bags contents for this LO- hee hee!

Thanks so so much for all the B-day comments and compliments on the bags! And a BIG thank you to my Wonderful CT team for their wonderful Brag book that you all are enjoying with your purchase! Please don't forget to mail me your invoice number if you would like to receive the Brag Book- .*check yesterdays post for details*- You can see my bags here- PERSONAL USE and COMMERCIAL USE! * they are 80% off the total values of the bags!!!*

Wanna see some more hints- just to make sure- LOL ( you can also read the comments in yesterdays post-)

Silvia

Jazzy

BethAnd a LO sent to me by my 'compatriot' South African scrapper Jenni!


And they have all used my bags and some of my kits that are ALL at the moment 40% off!! So go check it out before everything is FULL price again next week-LOL *


here's even a Brand new set of textured overlays in store- I loaded them up last night-LOL<>40% off too at the moment- and all these are some of my FAV's!!! They are All crisp and give AWESOME paper textures! Ok phew- you got that drink going?- cause man after this post again- coffee isn't going to be enough! hahahahahahahahahaha- but hey it is my Bday week celebrations and I have soooo much to show you- hahahahahaha

Remember that whatever LO I put here of Colleens she will UP the FREE TEMPLATE for you on her blog- so here is her Lo using some of my SALE goodies!
So go and grab the templates and leave her some *love*-
AND TODAYS WINNER OF A FREE KIT FROM MY STORE IS
* and oh dear Lord I laughed when Nathan gave me the number and then checked the name*- Number 22
- WHICH is
ANDREA
hahahahaha- no Wayne didn't pick you- but Nathan did- give me shout with your kit choice Andrea and I will send you the links!!-
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
and yeah- EVENTUALLY I get my gifty-LOL

Yup it's the template from my LO again- includes the star templates- just add your layer styles to them- AND it INCLUDES a STUNNING gift from BETH today!!! I think that's it- ROTFLMAO- I better push publish QUICK as my net is off and on all day too- * that's why it's a little late*- hahahahaha. http://www.4shared.com/file/28569111/ed6b8b16/kb-Bdaybonus3_template.html Hugs and much love Kim--- OOOH, DOn't forget to check out the WHOLE of DSO!!! It's PARTY TIME PEOPLE!!!! EVERYTHING in the store is on sale!!- even the 99c bargain bin!!!! QUICK!! Remember to comment here today- you could win a kit of YOUR choice from my STORE!!!! YIPPPEEEEEEE

47 comments:

Michelle said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank is too freakin funny! Bunny did an awesome job! Thank you for the laugh and the wonderful template!!!

.: Kristine :. said...

OMFG!!!!! Laughing my MELONS off at the Pimp Wayne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha....
sorry Wayne, but I am laughing AT you...not WITH you.....lol

jazzy said...

OHHHHH TOOOO FUNNY....Bunny did a great job on that one..
Glad everyone is having so much fun this week...thanks for all the compliments on my layouts and other goodies...the CT team had a great time last week getting ready for this Blowout...makes it all workthwhile to know everyone is enjoying it...and buying LOL..thanks again..Kim thanks for the template..love it...

EAL Designs2 said...

Oh man Kim I truly love comeing and reading your blog every day, you kill me. Bunny did an awesome job on your pic, Pimp Wayne, sent me into a huge laughing fit, which my husband thought I had finally snapped and lost my mind, till I showed him the picture.
Tell your hubby, he's wrong, you do deserve your Angel Halo, look at all the lovely shares you give us every day, you're an angel to me.
You sure know how to celebrate a birthday that's for sure!
Hugs, Lisa

rhondogg said...

Good thing I remembered to leave the coffee on the desk when I opened your blog this morning!! I just couldn't help but burst out laughing!! Bunny outdid herself!!!
Love the template - thank you :)

~Rhonda

Ms. Kari - RelocatedDixieGirl said...

oh wow, i thought that was a real pic at first!!! LOVE the red bits. girl, you are just too much. my friend, Misti, would have to say "The Pimp, the Angel and the Demon Spawn" lmao

Carjazi - aka Diane said...

OMG I just sprayed my computer screen with diet coke again. I need to remember not to drink while opening your blog. That photo is hysterical! Your layout is fab and your photo is beautiful, and the CT layout is wonderful, gotta remember to head to Colleens blog to grab that template. Hope you enjoy your day.

Melberry said...

Hi-lariously Cr-azzzzzzy girl. It's got to be illegal to have as much fun as you do. It was a nice surprise to see the "Cracked.Light" WA on your layout, which, as you said, fit perfectly. What a hoot!! Check this out, too: http://mmdcreations.blogspot.com/2007/11/friends-gift-that-keeps-on-giving.html Stay true to YOU, Melanie!

fl_connie said...

You are too funny!!! Thanks for the freebie!

Andrea said...

OH I win I WIN!! TY NAthan! WHOO HOO! That made me so happy I stopped laughing about Pimps and Ho's! Which is damn funny! Gotta love that expression on Wayne's face! Go Bunny! Okay, what do I want, what do I want.. Bugging! I love bugs! And here's my email addy again just for good measure. It's boyervillescraps at gmail dot com!
Happy Dancing!
Exclamation marks!!!!!!!
Oh, and your CT rulez, great LO's!

Stephanie said...

Thanks for the gift. And the picture...oh my gosh, I'm so glad I wasn't drinking at the time. That is a hysterical picture. He looks like he fit into the role nicely. LOL

Bunny said...

du-du-dun-du-da-dunnnnn!
SUPA' PIMP!
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

phfphd said...

Reading the comments is getting to be a match for your blog, Kimmie!!

Thanks for all your fun.

Aly said...

You should have a disclaimer before that picture that Bunny sent you. I nearly spewed OJ all over my laptop!!

Thanks for another great template too.

absolutartist1 said...

Wow! BUnny did a pretty great job with those face switches! These photos are too funny!

Darleen said...

You are the bomb, Kim. My mornings here in California, start off with a huge laugh most days because of you. Love the grab bags too. Thanks so much for all you contribute to a happy cyberworld.

carolyn said...

Thanks Kim, this is a great template! I swear I can hear you laughing all the way over here in Missouri. You crack me up!

mgl scraps said...

Note to self: never visit Kim b's blog while sipping a lovely Dolce Gusto-made capuccino. May prove hazardous for the laptop.

You're too funny!

Monica - JestersTear

Ann said...

Hi, wishing you a very happy birthday :) I'm interested in your grab bag but would like to ask your Comm Use terms pls? Thanks very much!

txbubbles said...

This is just too funny! Great job!
That's the danger of tequila for you. Thanks for the template and the laugh.

Anonymous said...

Looks like you and wyane had the time of your life...I'm glad that you enjoyed your party and that the sales and store are being good too. Keep on making us laugh, take care, love ya

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for another great template!
Aussiegirl

Sherrie said...

Happy belated birthday! Your blog is so funny. I love stopping by to read it. :-) Keep on blogging girl!

Bonnie said...

that pic is hilarious! Bunny cracks me up with the things she does!
Love your red wings Kim!Bonnie

Trisha said...

:-) Fab job! Thank you also for the template!

jburkhart said...

ROTFL!!!! :) Too funny, Kim! What a crack up! LOL! That is just perfect! HEHEEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE!!!
Thanks for the new goodies and loved all the new layouts!
I just got paid today so I am headed to your store for some fun! Who-hoo!
Have a fab day!
Michaele

LynnD said...

lol Too funny. I wish I knew how to do that. But then it would just get me in trouble. Thanks for the template! Love your party layouts. Looks like it was a great time.

Ila said...

Love your templates, thank you!

Serene said...

Thanks Kim....great pictures!!! LOL

Amy W. said...

Thanks for the giggles and templates sweetie! :) I love the new textures, I'll have to pop over and snag them while they're still on sale! Hope you're having fun this week celebrating!
Hugs,
-ME!

Dracowin said...

That picture is TOO MUCH! Love it. I can see why you were laughing so hard.
Thank you for another great template!

Addicted2Scrappin' said...

Thanks for the template and the laughs!

TragedyAnne said...

You crack me up women!!! Awesome new template, wonderful new LO's.
I just love my grab bag, and plugged it on my blog, so go take a peek. Even used Old Festive Cheer (beautiful kit mind ya) in the DSO recipe challenge....
Have a gr8 one...hugs

HeatherB said...

Gorgeous layouts from your CT, what a funny pic from Bunny...

Thanks for your bday giftie #3. Another great template!

babydoe said...

You certainly keep this old person laughing. What a fun bunch of friends you have.

lupuswontwin@gmail.com said...

Thanks for this gift

Anonymous said...

I love your designs. And thanks for all of the freebies!

Cheng's said...

That is sooo funny!!! You should put a warning signs on your blog saying no liquid should be consumed while reading your post LOL!!! Thanks for the template.

cathy said...

Very funny dialogue! So much fun!
Love this template...thanks!

grammy201 said...

OMG!!! LMAO, what a great pic; one to frame for sure, lol. Bunny sure did a good job on it!
Thanks for the great template!
((hugs))

Webfrau said...

Too funny! You should have a birthday every week - this is priceless entertainment. Thanks again for the template.

Maria said...

Thank you! The DigiFree freebie search engine is about to list this blog post at digifree.blogspot.com

Shell said...

Thanks so much for the laughs & template & CT goodies.

Diginan,Liz said...

Thank you so much for this wonderful template:)

olga9999 said...

Oh mother of God!!! I thought Bunny was the one and you were the devilish one, but now I see that DSO is a place of perdition, fun and laughter were people is made to laugh so hard they finish in hospital. LOL Do you realise of the dangers of something like that? LOL

Honestly I thought Bunny was a quiet person, but I'm not sure after that.;) LOL I guess your party has move to other countries and it's going to continue for sometime LOL

Today's layouts are fantastic again Sylvia's and Jazzy's are terrific. :) Thanks so much for sharing them with us they are really beautiful all them. :)

And many thanks for the template.:)

Best wishes. :O)

Anonymous said...

Thank you very much. It's awesome.

Camelia

Jaydensmama said...

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