Today Monday?? (grab coffee)

LOL- today has been one of those UPSIDE down days so far ( oh and sideways and backwards)-hahahaha, got woken up this morning with my DAD shouting down the passage MORNING MORNING MORNING- HUH? What are you doing *old man*?- you could have given me a heart attack- hahaha, He had come to *borrow* my gardener for an hour this morning and decided the house needed to be woken up too- lol. Nathan jumped up ( YES he is HOME- WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO) with such a fright- we both sort of stood in the kitchen looking befuddled-hahaha. Poor boy takes after his mother who needs at least 30 minutes to sort of wake up enough to say anything intellectual- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Then Wayne phones me just after that to see if I'm up- UHUM not really, still in my PJ's- Well I'm fetching you in 15 minutes to meet my boss- WHAT?????- Holey SMOKES DAMMIT! lol. I have never speed showered and put on make up so FAST in years! Still went with my hair all wet and hanging all over the place- ARRGHH, give me SOME warning you know- hahahaha. But all's well, he's a relaxed guy and laughed at me- UHUM, well ok I laughed at myself too;-).

OOOH and I have a story I have been wanting to share ( GRAB COFFEEEE- lol)

I don't know how it is in your households- but in mine, Hubby is the one that is SH_T scared of gogga's( insects and spiders) and get this FROGS! He has this phobia about frogs since he was a KID- we all know it and have teased him many a time over the years about it-

SOOOOOOO

I have a little kitty cat right- and being summer with lots of rain we have this WONDERFUL array of frogs singing in the garden late at night ( you are sooo getting the picture here already aren't you- hahaha). THREE oclock in the morning I get woken up with EVERY light on in the room- the main one, the side lamps- the bathrooms- lol. I'm BLIND first of all as I don't know what the hell is going on-

Wayne is standing by the bathroom door peering IN like someone spying on someone- I'm still sooo asleep - I just ask WHAT??- He says FROG!!!! in a panic voice - I go *OH* and turn over and go back to sleep- BWAHAHAHA. ( I am so not good in the early hours)-

I wake up the next morning and sort of remember FROG- and yet Wayne is up and in the kitchen already- he looks at me and says- OH before we go to the shops can you get the TWO frogs out the bathroom- WHAT HUH??- TWO frogs??- UHUM how BIG are they??- so he starts off with a HAND size and brings in down to small- but HELLO- you just trying to get ME to do it aren't you- NO WAY'S HOZE- lol, I don't want to do FROGS!

He said he eventually threw a TOWEL over each of them in the bath so he could go back to sleep and he knew they would be there for ME to do in the morning when I woke up- RIGHT??- OOOPS SOOOOORRRRRYYY-NOOOO! lol

So after another hour the man decides he is going to be a MAN and THIS is how you CATCH A FROG- NOT-lol

THROW ANOTHER TOWEL over the one ALREADY in the bath as you don't want ANY bits of the TINY frog sticking out now-

FOLD the towels in under the TINY FROG - but do only ONE fold at a time and jump back each time before doing another fold in-lol

GRAB the towels holding it as FARRRR away as from you as humanly possible- ( check the size of the towels for a little frog- HAHAHAHAH)

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE with the towels so far in front of you you look like you are going to loose your balance!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm now crossing my legs laughing so much that I couldn't even take anymore pics and had to run to the toilet! To make it even funnier- he FLICKS the towels out on the grass- and you guessed it - NO FROGS- BWAHAHAHAHAH, OMG, you should have seen the panic on the mans face- he wouldn't even come into our bedroom- I had to check it for him first. But I found them eventually - the Cat had come and fetched her TWO frogs obviously after he put a towel on them and left me the remains in the dining room- ( that I had to clean- YUCK! lol)

Ok- Warned you to get coffee- hee hee, I used the wonderfully talented Flergs frames from her Dusk till Dawn mini kit freebie.

And seeing that tomorrow looks like I'm BACK TO SCHOOL shopping etc I might not be able to get on to blog ( so giving you a real good one today- hee hee)

I'd show you what is in my GRAB BAG

This will be gone FRIDAY midnight-

There are 6 new FULL products in here-

Texture Scratched and Worn overlays

Some Metal bits to create with

WHITE ribbons, bows and ties-

100% close up detail

Vintage Styled overlays

Alpha

Twirled Ribbons

All this for only $8- total Value is $40!

Grab it HERE in my store.

You still with me- ???- hee hee, well if you are, just look at this-

Bunny did my COLOUR CHALLENGE- WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

and don't you just think those butterfly's are the BOMB! I love them - and it's a freebie too!( with a matching QP!)

And there are MORE from my girls in there- Holey SMOKES they have been playing this month-lol. Check it out to grab all the kits that co-ordinate with the colours. It makes a MEGA I tell you ;-)

And I got RAKKED!!! I did Idid- WOOHOO, by my wonderful Friend AMY W! She sent me all her new goodies that will be on SALE on Thursday for the Mid-Month Madness sale DBD. (only .98c for them- that's something NOT to be sneezed at I tell you, there is even some CU in there- WOOHOOOO!) Thank you AMERS, and girl I LOVED the flower too ;-P

Phew, I have had a cup of coffee and already made myself toast with banana on- lol. But if you are still with me then you can take away a little gift for listening to me yabber ;-)

It's a CU Textured print Overlay freebie( have included the paper for Personal use too)-

And this will only be up till FRIDAY ( no exceptions ;-0). lol

You can grab it here. Sorry this link has Expired. . Sending hugs and loves Kim